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To make this story we got in partners and were given a card with something zany, who, what and where. My partner and I got "A blue flying pig" for zany
=Funny Story= ==One day a little girl's family decided to go for a hyke up a mountain. The little girl got lost and ended up at the tallest tip of a tall skinny mountain in the middle of know where. She cried, and cried, and cried, which made her decide to slide down the mountain on some pig skin that she found.== ==She was walking along a very busy desert when she saw a giant toilet seat racer, powered by poo, that had been genectally inhanced by some turd dude she saw who was wearing a pink, and white pokedot bikini. He had a motor bike with a sidecar which he drove a to a near by cave, when she walked in she discovered green slime, and bats hanging from the roof of the cave, she thought it was wonderful so she decided to say a night.== ==The next day she moved on to an amazing forest where she saw a rinkley old man wearing leopard print speedoes and he was sitting on a swing that looked as if it is going to brake. As he was wandering into space some thing came into sight, he stopped swinging, let go of the ropes and fell backwards to a thud, he ended up with his legs straight up in the air.== ==He jumped up with amazement and rubbed his eyes as if he was dreaming "is that what I think it is"he said. Looking confused he walked over to his gleaming silver trash can, that's where he lived. Suddenly out came banana peal chippie packets milk cartens e.c.t. while sorting through that he found his glasses which he put on in a hurry to see the truth, a blue flying pig. The blue flying pig got hit by a banana peal that the rinkley old man chucked out of his home and the blue flying pig came misiling down, got stuck in the old mans rubbish can and became Sunday roast.==

=Chinese argument (for/positive)= ==China has been separated from the rest of the word because of its communist dictatorship. To get the Olympics they would have to open themselves up to the rest of the word and show improved human rights to there people. The Olympic Games are all about blending sport with culture and edcucation so it is a good way to bring positive attention to a country we know little about.== ==Teacher Jackues Rogger told her class "the sports arena is like a classroom. There we learn to live together, there we learn solidarity and friendship, and there we learn respect for others" All these qualites China needs to learn and the Olympic Games are just going to improve those weaknesses. Countries are competing against each other that have been in war for many years and still people cant get over Chinas past.== ==China is one of the most organised countries in the world and the opening ceremony just proves my point. The Olympic Games will run much smoother with a well organised country. Everybody needs help when they are trying to quit smoking or when they are trying to win gold so why is cleaning up your country any easier than doing anything else that requies dedication.== ==Someday China needs to become more peaceful and more like the rest of the world, someday china will need to give in and let Tibet go, and someday Chinas dodgy past will be forgotten so why doesn't that someday be today after all doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?==

=And this is what i Read= ==It goes forward about one hundred years from now when people will be riding around in some sort of auto mobile, and living in flash houses, with electronic entertainers called something like a television (T.V. for short), and do most of there work on an electronic book. Hi my name is Cassandra and this is my story.......== ==At first I didn't really understand what I was reading, but then something clicked and it started to become very familiar. I realised that we ride around in automobiles (cars), and live in fancy houses. I realised that we do most of our work on an electronic book (computer). Keeping in mind that this is a very old book I thought that this was kind of like a prediction for the future.== ==I had an amazing gift that others didn't usually understand so I gave up telling people and just wrote them down in this book. I thought that people years from now could prove that I was not completely insane, every prediction I have ever made is in this book.== ==I flicked through the other pages and there were heaps and heaps of stories (predictions). So, I decided to read some others to see what they were like. There were ones about Prime Minister's and Presidents, wars and convicts, but the thing that shocked me the most was when I saw the name of the writer. Her name was Cassandra Hunter, my great great great grandmother==

=4 by 1 medley=

==I was swimming against six people we were all lined up on the blue block waiting in silence, until swimmers ready take your marks get set BANG we were off in butterfly first, I was taking the lead slowly, next length was backstroke I was still taking the lead coming up to the next length I was tired but I pushed myself next length was breaststroke I was still coming first, next length was freestyle I had to push myself even harder. Last length I thought to myself. The girl next to me was starting to catch up she was catching up quickly, I touched the other end and looked beside me, the girl and I had tied. It felt good but it would have felt even better if I had won when we got out of the pool I got a personal best the time was 2.19 minutes I felt good. Next time I’m going to go faster in the freestyle length who know I might win.==

=The Hunt For My Spoon!=

Well, that was until yesterday when I woke up to find that my spoon was gone, stolen, disappeared. That spoon is my life it is my luck so when I lost it was like losing a baby.
==I decided I had to find it. I started my journey on a hot dirt road searching and searching. I followed this road for many miles but then I saw an old barn in the distance, I flew up to it as fast as possible....== ==I heard a small sound coming my way from the back of the barn. I quickly jumped behind a barrel and watched carefully. I saw an unusual sight, a turtle and cat strolling dopily along. The cat basking in the sun with the turtle snuggled in his arms. I decided to approach these animals to ask if they knew where my lucky spoon was. I wearily flew out from behind the barrel and fluttered over to them, then timidly asked if they had seen my spoon or if they knew where I could find it. The cat looked up in a daze “I don’t have it” he said. “ But you might have better luck at the magic mushroom field where we were yesterday”. I replied thanks and carried on with my search.== ==Deciding that the mushroom field was not a bad idea, I went on with my search there. After spending around four hours, I decided that my spoon was not there. Just as I thought I had ran out of luck I stumbled across a huge desert...........== ==I was exhausted from my travelling and didn’t mind the place too much so I decided I would spend the night. I set up camp in a tall tree and fell asleep right away. As I awoke I saw in front of me.... “My spoon!” I yelled, but as I got closer it got further away! After chasing it for a few minutes I came to the conclusion it was a mirage.== ==Feeling unlucky and disappointed I flew home. When I got there I flopped myself onto my bed to be rudely awoken by a sharp pain to the back of my neck. I jumped up and chucked the pillow off my bed to find ......,==

“MY SPOON!”
=__. Titanic .__= = = =The Titanic is a very famous ship, not just because of its size, but because on its maiden voyage this supposedly unsinkable ship hit an ice berg making its first voyage also its last.= = = =The Titanic had taken three years to build in Belfast, Ireland. The titanic wasn’t the only ship that was built, another ship called the Olympic was also built, launched the year before Titanic 1910. The Titanic was considered luxury in the first class and only the very wealthy could afford this treat.= = = =The year 1911 the year of the Titanic’s maiden voyage going from South manchester, England to New York, America. The titanic was planing to set a world record that dreadful night, getting from England to New York in the quickest time, some say that that was the reason for the great ships death, they say the captain was going too fast in a danger zone with many ice bergs.= = = =At 11:40 p.m. the Titanic hit an ice berg at a rate of knots, scraping along the front right hand side of the ship, splitting the steal and flooding five of the platforms, two more than the ship was designed to handle. The Titanic took two hours and forty minutes to sink killing one thousand five hundred and seventeen out of the two thousand two hundred and twenty three people on board that night.= =The Titanic was a tragedy that killed hundreds and hundreds of people, some say that it could have been prevented if the captain had listened to the warnings but thing don’t always go to plan and there is nothing you can do about it.=

=Four Picture Story=

===Beep... beep... beep... beep... I wake up in hospital not remembering why, what the date is, or even my name. Nobody could understand how confused I feel, I don’t even recognize my own mother, well apparently my mother. I keep on being told “you need some rest”, the nurse just came and put something into my drip. It is making my eye lids like bricks. I fight against it, but feel to weak, and close my eyes.===

===As I lie there not unconscious yet, I remember something. I remember that I was in some sort of corridor, there are people quite young, my age rushing around, I don’t no exactly where I am but all of a sudden a bell rings and its quiet. The people have disappeared. I’m just sitting there, feeling so depressed I don’t even see the point in living anymore... And that is where I fall asleep.===



===I wake up, the hospital light blinds me, my head feels as light as a feather and people are still crowded around my bed, “great”. Not in the mood to socialize I close my eyes again, pretending to be asleep... This time instead of being in a depressing corridor I’m in a Amazing forest, I can’t even start to tell you how beautiful it is. There is a track through the forest, I follow it... I can feel the soft greenery around my ankles, I don’t understand why this feels so real, as it is only a flashback. I let my legs take me forward, the air is forcing its self down into my lungs, the pressure is making me uncomfortable and in a sudden my eyes open. I have a breathing mask over my nose and mouth, that explains the pressure, and I didn’t realize before, but my legs must have been paralyzed and the softness around my ankles would have been when I got the feeling back.=== ===It feels like someone is stabbing my chest and crushing my legs, the pain is horrendous, I just wish it would stop. I thought that closing my eyes would at least put my pain on hold, but I didn’t even get that. This time people knew I was awake so I couldn’t escape the questions, “why were you there?, What happened?, What were you thinking!?...”Rolling over and not answering anyone I can admit wasn’t a very polite response, but honestly I don’t really care.===



===While I lay there I get yet another chance to remember something... I am back in the forest in exactly the same moment that I left. I am still walking... after what seamed like centuries, a new light starts gleaming through the trees. I couldn’t help but feel relieved once I knew I was nearly out. The light is blinding me but I still walk forward... Very much to my surprise I come out in a grave yard, I look around trying to remember what this had to do with anything. There is one grave stone that I can’t take my eyes off, I go closer to see the name... It says haley Pitt 19.03.95-20.07.09. As I don’t even recognize my own name, I certainly don’t recognize someone else's. I decide to open my eyes and enquire about me, and my life.===

===No one is crowded around me anymore, the only other person in the room the nurse checking up on me, I look at the clock, 10:23, I’m guessing p.m. as it is pitch black outside. That explains the empty room. I thought that waiting until tomorrow is my only option, and so I let the machines beep me to sleep.===

This time I am not in the grave yard I can only see a bright light. I move closer... I see...


===A fairy, she is beautiful. I can’t help but go closer... in split seconds she disappears right before my eyes. I wake up to my mother crying at my side and three other I don’t recognize. I ask what’s wrong she doesn’t reply its like I’m not even there. The doctor walks in, he says “I’m sorry for your loss, but at least she went peacefully.” I don’t understand. I am still alive, I am here, why can’t you hear me?===



===I do remember that I wrote in a journal before I got concussion maybe that will help refresh my memory. The journal is sitting on the bed side table... I reach out to get it, on the cover is a name, my name... Haley Pitt.===